Number of clinically depressed people in my family: 5. Number of bottles of red wine I’ve consumed: 143. Number of
kidney’s I have: 1. Age that I flushed my first fish down the toilet: 12. Days it took me to get over it: 197. Number of therapists I’ve had; 3. Number of times I’ve hit 100 mph in a car: 2. Number of shots consumed: 67. Number of dogs I’ve had: 2. Number of tattoos I have: 3. Number of times I’ve flown in an airplane: 24. Number of mother’s I have: 2. Number of speeding tickets I’ve gotten: 8. Number of times my father has been married: 3. Number of books I’ve read: 478. Number of arguments I’ve had: 891. Number of times I was right: 739. Number of times I’ve used a port-a- toilet: 28. Number of boyfriends I’ve had: 3. Number of cigarettes I’ve smoked: 175. Number of toilet seat covers I’ve purchased: 7. Number of times I’ve used illegal drugs: 18. Number of times I’ve eaten at a restaurant: 573. Number of girlfriends I’ve had: 6. Number of times I’ve shoplifted: 12. Number of televisions I’ve owned: 4. Number of movie stars I’ve seen in person: 1. Number of hotels I’ve slept in: 19. Number of boxes of Cheerios that I’ve eaten: 27. Number of times I’ve thought of quitting my current job: 687. Number of motorcycles I’ve owned: 3. Amount of sodium I’ve ingested: 124,837 mgs. Number of surgeries I’ve had: 1. Number of siblings I have: 2. Number of cats I’ve had: 6. Number of songs I’ve illegally downloaded: 573. Number of tattoo’s that have been covered up: 1. Number of times I’ve said I’m sorry: 774. Number of times I meant it: 592. Number of compliments I’ve received: 7,508. Number of compliments I’ve given: 7,314. Number of scars I have: 28. Number of poems I’ve written: 521. Number of times I’ve said, “I love you”: 3,492. Number of times I’ve aced someone playing tennis: 377. Number of cars I’ve had: 5. Number of times I’ve sworn: 46,241. Number of allowances I received as a kid: 48. Age that I lost my virginity: 18. Number of times I thought I was pregnant: 6. Number of times I’ve been pregnant: 0. Number of pairs of shoes I’ve owned: 84. Number of personal letters I’ve received: 32. Number of impure thoughts: 8,905. Number of dresses I own: 0. Number of alcoholics that share my last name: 7. Number of years that I held the truth in: 18. Number of times I’ve punched someone: 268. Age when most of this happened: 12. Number of hugs I’ve gotten: 3,352. Number of chances my partner has given me: 301. Number of seconds I can hold my breath: 94. Number of jokes I know: 4. Number of jobs I’ve had: 21. Number of phone numbers I’ve gotten: 34. Number of times I’ve called the number: 11. Number of times I’ve dined and ditched: 3. Number of times I lost my hearing aid in the school garden: 1. Number of times my identity has been stolen: 1. Number of times I’ve lost track of who I am: 14. Number of risks I’ve taken: 3,809. Number of times I’ve closed my eyes: 327,892,197. Number of times my eyes have been opened: 590. Number of hearts I’ve broken: 10. Number of times I’ve cursed at the driver in front of me: 376. Number of lives I’ve had: 243. Number of typos I’ve made writing this: 79. Number of gunshots I hear weekly: 8. Number of flowers I have smelled: 279. Number of kids that I’ve smiled at: 521. Number of times I’ve looked at a clock: 67,115. Number of times I played a joke on someone: 1,947. Number of times I’ve embarrassed myself: 418. Number of short stories I’ve written: 1. Number of ways I’ve thought how to end this: 2.
